New beginning

So, today I started a blog, like millions of other like minded morons on the internet who feel the need to broadcast thier woes upon us all.

But instead of describing my lunch, luck or poorly thought through opinions, I aim to ramble inconsistently and humourously to brighten up your day, although forgive me if the paragraphs don't fit- like this next one.

Underwear is a deep and moving thing for a man. For centuries, he continually asks the same question. Boxers, or Y-fronts (occasionally when alcohol or other substances are introduced, the question can deviate with mentions of thongs and jockstraps, but these do nothing but reinforce the importance of keeping to the norm.) Boxers offer more freedom, and some leg sensorship. Y-fronts show more, and offer a little testicular support, to stop the terrible twins from swinging too much.

You can tell what type of man you get by what pants he wears. The cool kinda guy, or those who follow the norm wear boxers, for the reasons above. The insecure nerds or those who are confident enough to be different and try something new, wear Y-fronts.

Stereotypicaly, I seem like more of a Y-front guy, but I wear both interchangabley, because I don't do the washing and don't give a fuck about my underwear because nobody looks at it often, and if they do, chances are it's coming off so they see something a little more interesting anyway.

As such, I'm different, and avoid the standard answers- I look beyond the norm and do, say and think what no other man generally thinks. And as such, I hope this blog shows a slight difference between my train of thought, and that of most guys.

Mmm. Porn.