Kebab Kampaign

Well, last blog, I said I'd try to get the humble doner classified as a superfood.

So, I vandalised wikipedia and walloped it on the Superfood page, as there is no body determining whether or not something is or isn't a superfood.

As such, my claim is enough to constitute legitimate arguement for classification.

Unfortuneately, my wikipedia entry has been cleaned up. Also, the Nazi's there have removed "alleged" as they feel that thier self righteous proclomations of health should be an official edict on Hitler's behalf.

Bastards.

Speaking of dictators and political oppression though, I'm thinking of launching my own Fried Chicken Chain!

"Commie Fried Chicken!"

Where every portion is equal, we have such delights as the "Trotsky Trough" (Made with real icepicked Trotsky!), A Stalin-shake and "The Marx Meal", made from dead capitalist pig dogs!

Not much in the way of chicken, but you all get treated with contempt and salmonella is guaranteed- otherwise it wouldn't be fair! Your server for the day would be "Natasha" and the whole place would be made out of poured concrete. Oh, and there'd be statues of Stalin EVERYWHERE. It would be a "palace for the people", a palace of fried chicken and shit, Towering above "Sam's" and "royal Fried" outside Wembley Park Tube Station, it would be the alpha and the omega of Chicken Shops!

And, as we'd actually advertise the Salmonella, we can't be closed for hygiene or be done under the trade descriptions act.

And no, Fried Chicken won't be added to the Superfood list.

Keep your eye on this as well "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfood"

I'm aiming for an IP ban- if you see it change to become less accurate, stick stuff in there!!!